Verse 1
My name is Bob, I’m too old to get a job.
This pain that I got is makin’ my head throb.
So my mind went on strike, ’cause where it was I didn’t like,
So now I’m caught on this spike, ’cause my mind took a hike.
Chorus
Start where you are,
You won’t have to look far.
Want to reach for a star?
Start where you are.
Verse 2
I went to my doctor on account of a chill.
I was worried about my health, worried more about the bill.
He said, “There is no point in quibbling, son, you got it pretty bad.”
Then he commenced to scribbling on his prescription pad.
Chorus
Start where you are,
You won’t have to look far.
Want to reach for a star?
Start where you are.

Verse 3
Your mama once told me (yeah, your mama told me too),
“Son, there’s many distractions waitin’ out there for you.”
So when you find yourself feelin’ like a bucket of turds,
And your mind is reelin’, just remember these words:
Chorus
Start where you are,
You won’t have to look far.
Want to reach for a star?
Start where you are.

Bridge
It’s true what they say: best of friends, they got to part.
The Melodious Yack remains in my heart.

Chorus
Start where you are,
You won’t have to look far.
Want to reach for a star?
Start where you are.